He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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