Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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