Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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