dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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