So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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