You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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