it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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