Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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