The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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