You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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