How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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