I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
