I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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