I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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