So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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