Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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