Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Say something about gay babies.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
