We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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