Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Randomize
