so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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