yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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