Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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