me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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