how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
