i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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