I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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