Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize