Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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