It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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