he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
