is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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