im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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