here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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