i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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