absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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