Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Floor bacon is actually really good
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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