is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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