It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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