I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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