did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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