you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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