If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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