Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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