How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We just shotgunned beers for America
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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