wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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