my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just cut my nipple shaving
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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