On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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