I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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