Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
