I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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