we have pet lesbian snakes
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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