I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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