so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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